Wife's brutal sense of humor leaves it's mark on marriage
DEAR ABBY JEANNE PHILLIPS
      DEAR ABBY: My wife thinks it's funny when she hits me. The other day I was splitting some wood and decided to take a break. I began driving golf balls into the field. She came out, grabbed the club out of my hands and whacked me in the leg with it. When I asked her why, she said, "Get back to work!" and started laughing. I was left with a large welt and a big bruise.
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HOROSCOPE
JACQUELINE BIGAR
      FORECAST FOR THURSDAY, MAY 7, 2009 ARIES (March 21-April 19) Choose not to dominate, and just make suggestions. You could be delighted by morning talks. An intense discussion cannot be avoided this afternoon. Others demand that you step up to the plate. Tonight: Dinner with a favorite person.
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A weighty problem
YOUR HEALTH DR. DONOHUE
      DEAR DR. DONOHUE: I read about how people want to lose weight. OK. Now how about my problem? I am too thin and have been all my life. I am 45, weigh 95 pounds and am 5 feet 2 inches tall. I am married with three children. I have great energy and good health. I eat three meals a day, and I eat well-balanced meals. I have no problem with appetite.
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