DEAR ABBY
Problems pile up for man with to much imagination
JEANNE PHILLIPS
      DEAR ABBY: To say I am upset is an understatement. I have a terrible problem. My wife of 22 years, "Verna," was recently sentenced to 15 years in prison. Verna, you see, always programmed our VCR. As a result, I have no idea how to record my favorite sporting events.
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YOUR HEALTH
Dry eyes plus dry mouth can equal sjogren's syndrome
DR. DONOHUE
      DEAR DR. DONOHUE: I am a Sjogren's patient. I have dry eyes, dry mouth and dryness in other places. I also have neuropathy. I have had to get all my teeth capped and am now seeing a specialist for dental implants. This illness tears up your life and pocketbook. My dental bill in 2007 was more than...
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HOROSCOPE
JACQUELINE BIGAR
      FORECAST FOR WEDNESDAY, APRIL 2, 2008 ARIES (March 21-April 19) You thought you were on course, only to find an error in judgment. Take your time thinking and understanding. Investigate possibilities. Think positively. Yes, you might short-circuit right now. Tonight: Inventory time.
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