KILGOROUND
BILL WOODALL

DID YOU THINK TO set your clocks ahead an hour before you went to bed Saturday night? Of course you did.

IF YOU lived in Arizona or Hawaii, you wouldn't have to worry about it.

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THE END OF THE world as we know it - the apocalypse - has arrived.

CANNED pancake batter, delivered from an aerosol can like that fake whipped cream stuff, is now available. It's called Batter Blaster

SIMPLY spray the skillet or griddle with spray-on non-stick stuff, then spray the batter. Remove the syrup from the microwave, open the plastic bottle of liquid butter and make yourself really, really happy. It's the most important meal of the day.

I'M trying to figure out how to tell my mom that I'm eating spray-on pancakes.

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EITHER Hillary and Baracko have the Democrats really excited or Al

Gore and John Kerry really bored them.

MORE Democrats voted in the primary last week - almost 2.9 million - than voted for either of the Democratice presidential candidates in the past two general elections.

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DONATIONS are being accepted at Rader Funeral Home here to help pay funeral expenses for Robert Wilson. Mr. Wilson died February 27 and his body lies in state Rader.

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WHEN you hear the emergency sirens at noon Wednesday it will be because (a) there's a tornado nearby or (b) the city is testing its emergency warning system.

THE city will test its system next week. Weather permiting, of course.

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TIRED of those puny pepper plants? According to the Old Farmer's Almanac, you'll get healthier growth on your plants if you spray them with a mixture of 1 tablespoon of Epsom salts in a gallon of water.

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HAPPY birthday today (Sunday) to Camille Parker, Lori Patterson, Amy Carroll, Willie Alexander, James Sutton, Janice Brox, Bill Mc- Christian, Ron and Shaun Ward, Jenny Ansley, Clyde Webb, Ray Smith, Bill Russell, Dawn Garner, Robert Hall, Amy Sornell, Byron Beverly, Jr., Takayla Toliver, Clyde "Trace" Buyher, Gary Linthicum, Margie Hooper, Vivian Lewis.

CELEBRATING wedding anniversaries today are Mr. and Mrs. Paul Vanderlinden, Howard and Elaine Bowma.

BLOWING out birthday candles Monday are Sharon Hendrix, Allie B. Tompkins, Emma Nell Johns, Alice Orange, Juanita Taliaferro, K.D. Boyle, Mattie Phillips, John Keiser, Lisa Caskey, Freeda Pritchard, Miranda Renee Vinson, Louie B. Lacy, Angela Upsher, Paula Williams, Borris W. Hamilton, Herman Reagh, Faye Crawford, Christie Williams, Clif Floyd, Colton Slayter, Marvis Strickland, Sonny Mosby, Tessa Shafer, Hunter Tizuitt, Keith Stanley, Alyssa Finklea, Jaci Gonzales, Makayla Mitchell, Calvin Mayfield